I thought about it and thought about it. I really fought it. I wasn't going to do it but, in the first Leslie Look A Like post after Austin Ann 74 brought it up, I couldn't resist.
Austin Ann said........Horseheaded hosebag......
Much more flattering pic wouldn't you say?
Third photo is just like "Eddie the head"
ReplyDeleteStar actually has that long face like Leslie, I never noticed it until she shaved her head,,,her hair kiinda hid her face
ReplyDeleteIn commenting further, I would like to know how Miss Van Houten has retained her "all-over softball-mit-hue glow?" Does she go lay out behind the SHU? When does she find the time? Perhaps she pencils-in some time between group, and latrine duty.
ReplyDeleteprobably just daily yardtime in hot California sun
ReplyDeleteThe horse pictured has retained my services to file a suit for defamation of character. He says he's "downright insulted". However, he will consider a reasonable settlement, in the form of apples and carrots. NO dumpster produce, please. And any and all offers of chocolate milk, cheese, and watermelon are unacceptable. We await your timely response...
ReplyDeleteLmao!! Love it!!
ReplyDeleteShe does have that Snookie orange look. Wonder if they sell sunless tanner on commissary in Cali LOL
ReplyDeleteToo many carrots can give skin an orange tint, too. (Excess of beta-carotene.) Kinda lends credence to the horse analogy. DAMN. I'm undermining my "client's" case!
ReplyDeleteJimNy was in fact in charge of picking up the poo at the pony rides at Cony Island, probably why he was drawn to Leslie.
ReplyDeleteSorry Trilby, we will not be bullied. Your client put himself in harm's way by not paying close enough attention to the privacy settings in his FB account.
ReplyDeleteColScott said...
ReplyDeleteJimNy was in fact in charge of picking up the poo at the pony rides at Cony Island, probably why he was drawn to Leslie.
Thanks Colonel for making me spew coffee all over my brand new flat screen monitor at work. LMAO
AustinAnn74 said...
ReplyDeleteIn commenting further, I would like to know how Miss Van Houten has retained her "all-over softball-mit-hue glow?" Does she go lay out behind the SHU? When does she find the time? Perhaps she pencils-in some time between group, and latrine duty.
I also noticed Charlie is very tan too. It must be the CA sun. I am Irish and Polish so I rarely tan and always burn. But when in CA this past spring, from all the sun on ranch hikes, I tanned beautifully. If I spent that much time in the sun in CT I would of been a lobster.
ColScott said...
ReplyDeleteJimNy was in fact in charge of picking up the poo at the pony rides at Cony Island, probably why he was drawn to Leslie.
Thanks Colonel for making me spew coffee all over my brand new flat screen monitor at work. LMAO
When I was a correctional officer, we'd have to sit the rec yards. Some of the inmates in the lower level housing units would actually lay out in the sun to tan. I always thought it was funny as to why they would do this
ReplyDeleteI worked in a male prison btw
ReplyDeleteIt's also comforting to know lvh broke away from those headbands she was so fond of in the 90's and early 00's
ReplyDeleteMaybe Bubba likes his boys tanned?
ReplyDeleteOne of the things I have wondered about, is why Correctional Officers don't take to the internet to tell what they know about famous inmates.
ReplyDeleteOr paroled ex-cellmates of famous inmates for that matter.
There is interest out there, and even a possibility of personal gain. And maintaining personal anonymity seems like it is doable.
How could you be a cellmate with someone for many years, or guard someone for many years, and not know everything about them?
Ahh...geez, Col.! Now I can't get the picture of JimNY with a plateful of pony poo sitting in his refrigerator, in homage to Leslie and the Spahn kitchen.
ReplyDeleteWhat I meant to say, before I became temporarily illiterate, was that I can't get the picture of JimNY with a plateful of pony poo in his refrigerator out of my mind. This case is warping me. I need a bar of soap.
ReplyDeleteTrilby said...
ReplyDeleteAhh...geez, Col.! Now I can't get the picture of JimNY with a plateful of pony poo sitting in his refrigerator, in homage to Leslie and the Spahn kitchen.
LOL
I wonder that too Tom G. Luckily in Tennessee we don't have any famous death row killers. The death row here is a joke. Most of the inmates are like Tex Watson, on some kind of religious kick.
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