Wednesday, August 24, 2011

WTF Wednesday Caption Contest



What would Britney Spears' Manson Family name be? Best caption wins bragging rights for a full week!






40 comments:

  1. 'Baldy'
    imagine that? cappy, gypsy, kitty, sandy, leslie, patty, squeaky and baldy

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  2. Off the top of my head "Shitney". I'm sure given a little more thought I can come up with better.

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  3. I'm trying to decide among sneezy, grumpy, and dopey.

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  4. Failure? Is that too harsh....ok maybe money because she would probably be the only one with any money.

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  5. Godfrey Daniels, that scared the sh*t out of me.

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  6. oops...Somehow that one makes me chuckle. Hey, "oops" get over here!!!

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  7. I don't care how bald she is. I'm going with Hottie.

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  8. Manson follower Britney Spears, AKA
    "Agnus Mona Lisa", AKA "GrrAnimal",

    Pictured here GrrAnimal growls at the camera.
    Manson once referred to her as, "One crazy bitch".
    After shaving her head and carving an X into her forehead, Manson quickly followed suite.

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  9. Screechy? Goes well with Squeaky and it describes her "singing" style.

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  10. so far Patty likes Sbuch113's caption..she's gonna leave it open just a little while longer though.

    Patty's contribution: Cheeto!

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  11. LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE! YOU DASTARDS! LOL

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  12. Check this out..must be Charlie's sister

    http://www.zazzle.com/michele_manson_pray_away_the_psycho_bitch_tshirt-235761110500785022

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  13. "Hit me baby one more time"? LOLOL

    Just think how often that name would've come in handy around the Manson campfire! hahaha

    Now there's a name which is both entertaining AND practical! : )

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  14. orwhut said...
    LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE! YOU DASTARDS! LOL

    gotta love that chris crocker

    LynyrdSkynyrdBand said...
    "Hit me baby one more time"? LOLOL

    just like with our blogs, Skynyrd some times beats me to what i wanted to post- but this time it is what i WANTED to say.

    "Hit me baldy one more time"
    I know its not a name but thats what came to mind.

    I like STARSHIPS'S "assy" myself

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  15. Why thank you...Thank you very much...

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  16. Patty has to give the prize to Liz and I,
    for "Hit me..."

    Heck, if Liz and I are in agreement on anything, it's GOTTA be right!! LOLOL

    Two best damn blogs in cyber-space! ; )

    It just feels right. Ahahahaha

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  17. I know orwhut, these people are saying some harsh stuff about Britney and I'm gonna have some bad feelings towards some of them.

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  18. Ahhh Ken619,
    I'm glad there's one other right thinking individual in this group. The others should know that everybody has a psycho year or two every once in a while.

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  19. orwhut said:

    LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE! YOU DASTARDS! LOL
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    Yes! That's right! Pooooor Britney... brainwashed, ruined & publicly humiliated by that evil, charismatic cult leader Paris Hilton.

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  20. Early 1969 world famous music producer Terry Melcher drives down to Sphaan Range to witness a performance of Charles Manson and his 'Family' with a view to producing a record for them.

    He finds them all sitting round the campfire, Charles battered acoustic in hand, the girls holding tamberines and such. Charlie begins with a searing version of Cease to Exist. Terry is very impressed. "The Byrds? Paul Revere and the Raiders? Forget them!" he thinks to himself, "I've just discovered the next big thing!"

    Just as Terry is reaching into his pocket for his checkbook and a ten year recording contract one of of Manson's female backing singers suddenly leaps up and begins gyrating around the campfire like a cheap stripper with one leg shorter than the other.

    "OOPS I DID IT AGAIN! I'M A SLAAAAAVE FOR YOU", she warbles in a voice that sound like a strangled cat being forced through a woodchipper.
    "I'M NOT A GIRL, NOT YET A WOMAN".

    "Holy shit! What the fuck is this crap", thinks a shocked Melcher.

    "Hey, Charlie", he says, "I just remembered I left something in my car. I'll be right back".

    "Sure man. Groovy!" replies Manson.

    *****************************

    5 hours later.

    "Where the fuck is that motherfucker?", yells an angry Charlie. "Someone ought to go to his house and fucking kill everyone that live there!"

    "HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!"

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  21. Brownrice,
    Do you suppose Paris outsmarted Britney?

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  22. You guys better quit talking bad about Britney!

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  23. Orwhut said:

    Brownrice,
    Do you suppose Paris outsmarted Britney?
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    Nah, I was just being facetious. I don't think either of 'em are particularly smart... though I suspect Paris has a marginally stronger grip on "reality" and was probably laughing quietly to herself as she encouraged Britney in some of her loopier exploits.

    I didn't really follow it all too closely though...

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  24. Patty cannot make up her mind which one of you idiot savants should win: you're ALL kick ass.

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  25. Look Patty... Liz "seconded" my name... and Adam followed by writing an entire "screen-play" with it! LOLOL
    "HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!"

    What's to decide??? : )
    It's a no-brainer! hahaha

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  26. Just Kidding...

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  27. All I know, is you better decide quick...

    Ken's about to boil over! AHahahaha

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  28. brownrice said...
    I suspect Paris has a marginally stronger grip on "reality"

    That gave me a chuckle, Brownrice. Thanks.

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  29. She wouldnt have gotten a name because she would not have been accepted by Charlie. She would have been deemed to be, dare I say, too unstable?

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