Not Happening

Lindsay Lohan

Saladin Nader

Sandy had sex with him as a "thanks for the ride".

Linda was nice enough to spare his life.

Sadie was sweet enough to take a dump in his hall on her way out.





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Happier Times

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Sharon and Jay

The most dangerous man alive?

The short one in buckskin.